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Friday, November 6, 2009 – 1:43 pm

Three Days Rule [4.21]

Barney:Jesus waited three days to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had only waited one day, a lot of people wouldn't have even heard he died. They'd be all, "Hey Jesus, what up?" and Jesus would probably be like, "What up? I died yesterday!" and they'd be all, "Uh, you look pretty alive to me, dude..." and then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected, and how it was a miracle, and the dude'd be like "Uhh okay, whatever you say, bro..." And he's not gonna come back on a Saturday. Everybody's busy, doing chores, workin' the loom, trimmin' the beard, NO. He waited the perfect number of days, three. Plus it's Sunday, so everyone's in church already, and they're all in there like "Oh no, Jesus is dead", and then BAM! He bursts in the back door, runnin' up the aisle, everyone's totally psyched, and FYI, that's when he invented the high five. That's why we wait three days to call a woman, because that's how long Jesus wants us to wait.
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    NPH should get his Emmy on the basis of this scene alone. The way he says "Oh no, Jesus is dead" is perfect. Also, I...
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    (I also have to imagine that Barney's mental image of Jesus running down the church aisle inventing the high five looks...
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    Oh my god, me either. This whole explanation was unspeakably amazing.
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    (I STILL CANNOT BELIEVE "JESUS INVENTED THE WAITING-THREE-DAYS-TO-CALL-A-GIRL RULE" AIRED ON TELEVISION AND NO ONE...
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    I wish Barney from How I Met Your Mother was real…so I can hang out w/ him—
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    This is from How I Met Your Mother! Right? Oh man, I love that show.
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